question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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