so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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