we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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