It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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