Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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