Banned from zoo.
Again?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
