great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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