I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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