no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
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