He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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