Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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