I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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