hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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