honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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