very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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