Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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