normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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