Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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