The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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