eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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