sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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