We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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