You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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