Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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