on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
how drunk are you?
Several
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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