You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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