Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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