a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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