I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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