He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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