The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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