we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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