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(217): View more from Illinois

I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.

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(661): View more from California

Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion

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(602): View more from Arizona

They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.

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(239): View more from Florida

I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever

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(360): View more from Washington

Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .

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