Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I will be naked everywhere
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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