I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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