What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
