Your dad touched me again.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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