PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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