Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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