Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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