Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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