try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
