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i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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