i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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