It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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