D3 body, D1 cock
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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