No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
This is the prime rib incident all over again
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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