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(310): View more from California

if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.

(416): View more from Ontario

Apparently you chose the latter.

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(240): View more from Maryland

seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am

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(317): View more from Indiana

debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.

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(253): View more from Washington

I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?

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