All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Oh god it's open bar.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize
