and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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