I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Alive.
So much puke
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Randomize
