doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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